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Spudgun
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Pheasant Rant.

Post by Spudgun » Sat Oct 04, 2014 7:20 pm

I went out for a ride on the bike in the rolling countryside that is North Devon. It was a nice, fine sunny evening. The back roads were free of traffic. What could be better? I'll tell you what could be better. A landscape free of frikkin Pheasants! They were everywhere! Normally, I can blat up the country roads at a 'respectable' speed. I couldn't do it today because of the bleedin Pheasants! The fields, hedges and roads were full of them. I startled one who took off and it hit me in the face. Thankfully, my helmet took the brunt of the impact. I've no idea of what happened to the bird, as I was too busy trying to regain control of the bike. With any luck, it's joined its flatmates in the middle of the road (pun intended and there were plenty of them).

Bleedin Pheasants. They should all be shot!
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